Notworth "Lapse" Lapsington is a mildly-unintelligent automaton who likes to collect all kinds of hats. HATS! tells the story of one such adventure; in the aerial city of Cloudon, Notworth happens upon a strange book, where he finds out that there is a hat so great, so spectacular and so beautiful, that he simply HAS to accquire it! Embark on a strange journey, where Notworth has to talk his way trough the strange denizens of Cloudon, experience wild B-stories hidden within them, and beat the challenging platforming sections. Uncover the truth behind the World's Greatest Hat in this short, artsy adventure platformer.